How I got two <strong><em>whole</em></strong> weeks off to travel from my part-time retail job- I DON'T KNOW! But I am forever thankful for going on this once in a life time opportunity with my family. And even more grateful that when I came back to work from my long trip no one hated me or gave me a hard time for not being at work. <em>That literally never happens</em>, including when I'm legitimately sick or attending a funeral.

Now you must be wondering, "Audree you just moved- how are you paying for rent <em><strong>and</strong></em> this trip" (quoting it because my mom and friends all said this exact thing to me) in which I responded with "<em>girl</em>, I don't care about either of those things right now- I'll pay for it all somehow or another and worry about the bullshit later". Let me tell you, I still paid my rent on time and had enough money for food and a bunch of souvenirs I didn't need. I don't math very well but your girl can plan while simultaneously be spontaneous *<em>insert sparkles here</em>*.

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